Overheard in New York
Janine and I were discussing an article on 'style' earlier and then I read these at Overheard in New York. Priceless...And I Know a Lot about Ugly
Yuppie woman #1: So, why don't you buy their products? Is it because of the whole child labor thing?
Yuppie woman #2: No, I don't give a shit about that -- I'm a Republican. I just think their products are ugly.
--overheard at Columbus Circle
Spoken Like Someone Who's Never Read This Site
Suit #1: Gee, I really want a turkey sandwich.
Suit #2: Well, I suppose we could stop at the bread factory.
Hobo: You're both queer!
Suit #2: How disenchanting.
--overheard at 55th & 8th
But I Bet This Gerbil Can
Fat woman, panting: Slow down! I can't run in these heels.
Thin woman: You can't run in that ass.
--overheard at Penn Station


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